Great Day Morning Show

A small-time Nashville thrash metal rock band named Llorona shared this story on its Instagram page. They say that their vocalist “Diego” admitted to slipping the female hormone estrogen to another band member in an attempt to

See the video below: The hardest part about catching a thief is keeping them from running off before the cops can get there . . . but THIS could work if you have a FORKLIFT sitting around.

Some residents of a neighborhood in Utah are upset about a Halloween decoration that shows a skeleton POLE-DANCING . . . on a STREET SIGN.  Two other skeletons sit on chairs nearby . . . holding up

A California woman is being accused of fraud after claiming to have won the $1.08 billion Powerball jackpot. After it was confirmed that the winning ticket was sold at a Las Palmitas Mini Market in California, a

A Tennessee student is suing his school district after he was suspended for posting memes making fun of his principal. The 17-year-old Tullahoma high school student shared three memes that he made and published online with the

 A 30-year-old woman near Allentown, Pennsylvania was delivering packages in her own car this month. They have a program called Amazon Flex where you can do that. One of her stops was a huge mansion owned by a 70-year-old

Cops in Chicago tried to pull a guy over on the Fourth of July after they noticed the license plate on his 2008 Acura was obscured, and he was actively TAUNTING them with it. He’d covered the

Eight people in Wisconsin got stuck upside-down on a rollercoaster for over THREE HOURS this past weekend.   It happened at a county fair on Sunday in Crandon, Wisconsin, about 100 miles north of Green Bay.  

A 39-year-old woman in Indiana was looking into getting a job at her local sheriff’s department.  She had an interview last Thursday morning.   But instead of a job . . . they ended up giving her

A 7-Eleven worker in Clearwater, Florida was arrested for striking a female customer in the head with a Big Gulp-sized lemonade. Police say that clerk Miles Jenkins, 35, “got frustrated with a customer over payment” and “threw

A janitor cleaning in a laboratory in Troy, New York, caused at least $1 million in damage to scientific research after shutting off a storage freezer while trying to turn off an annoying beeping noise. A lawsuit

A Florida fisherman was pulled into the water by a shark that latched onto his hand. It happened Friday morning. The man was with some friends fishing from a boat in the Everglades. Video of the incident

A man in Indiana named Damien Boyce robbed a woman outside her home last month.  He pointed a gun at her and she handed over $100 in cash. And then, with the gun still pointed at her,

A New York federal judge on Thursday sanctioned two lawyers who submitted a legal brief written by the artificial intelligence tool ChatGPT. Judge P. Kevin Castel said that the attorneys, Peter LoDuca and Steven Schwartz, “abandoned their

A man was wounded in a shooting in New Haven, Connecticut, but his cell phone saved him. On Tuesday night, the man was shot while inside his car. Officers found the victim lying in the street with

A 46-year-old man from Florida named David Romero was caught shoplifting items from a Target on Monday. He bought some groceries, but he did NOT pay for other items, including a pink vibrator . . . condoms

 A guy in Wisconsin is in the news after making friends with a fish. He goes snorkeling in the same lake each summer, and a smallmouth bass he calls “Elvis” has taken a liking to him. They meet

Someone tried to smuggle meth into jail in Kansas . . . by sewing it into his underwear. This not-so-hygienic plan was actually hatched from the inside.  There was an inmate who only served time on the

In Clearwater, Florida, police stopped 43-year-old Lindsay Rodewald because she was riding her bicycle, which did not have lights on, during the night. While speaking with the police, she gave them verbal consent to search her backpack.

The U.S. Coast Guard apparently has its own fleet of TRICYCLES.  (???)  We know this because some lady in Florida STOLE one last Wednesday. She hopped a fence at the St. Pete-Clearwater International Airport.  The Coast Guard has

There were storms in Waco, Texas over the weekend, so a “weather enthusiast” decided to film himself doing a live report from the backyard.  As soon as he got outside, lightning cracked the sky, and he screamed

A guy named Isaias Jones USED to work at a gas station in Tulsa, Oklahoma.  We say “used to,” because he’s definitely been fired for this. Back on Monday, June 5th, he texted a friend named Alyia

A 42-year-old guy named Gerold Hopkins walked into a Schnucks grocery store in St. Louis last Saturday . . . threatened the manager with a STAPLE GUN . . . stole one small bag of DOG FOOD

A Florida woman was arrested after causing a scene at a Dollar General store in the town of Mascotte. Officers arrived to find 36-year-old Giselle Robinson wearing just a towel wrapped around her body, holding a can

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Colin Bobowski, a 15-year-old member of the golf team at La Salle High School in Cincinnati, Ohio, was helping out at a VFW (Veterans of Foreign Wars) golf event at the Aston Oaks golf course.  His job

Here’s another great caterwauling music video from The Kiffness, the guy who creates these.  He took a viral clip of a cat saying “Sometimes I’m alone, sometimes I’m not” . . . and turned it into a

A video has gone viral of a crazy, rock-throwing guy in Moline, Illinois getting plowed over by a man on a golf cart. (Warning: Strong Language) The crazy guy had been destroying property all over town before

Philadelphia woman Paige Tauscher was robbed. Someone went into her house on June 7 while she was walking her dogs. She says she was gone for six minutes, and when she came back things were missing. Security

This Did Not Happen locally. It happened in New Mexico! An unnamed female customer went to a Sonic Drive-In in New Mexico last Tuesday and ordered a coney dog.  And when she bit into it, she found

On Tuesday, an inmate in Ohio named Jason Conrad somehow escaped from custody while he was being transported to a doctor’s appointment. But he was captured the next day thanks to a tip from a McDonald’s employee.

 A man in North Carolina named Michael Pedneau lost his high school class ring 50 YEARS AGO.  But he was reunited with it, when it was found by sheriff’s deputies in West Virginia.  It was discovered during a “copper

In Lake Barrington, Illinois, a man shot himself in the leg while dreaming that a burglar was breaking into his home. Back on April 10, Mark Dicara called 911. He said he was having a dream that

A Minnesota man traveled to Chicago twice last year to rob banks but then lost the money when someone stole his car with the cash inside. Alan Duncan allegedly robbed a Chicago credit union on November 20,

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An AT&T store in Oklahoma was ransacked early Sunday morning, and the burglars thought they were being smart by cutting the power to the store before breaking a window to get in. But if the power had

A Smart Car with a Little Tikes Paint Job Was in a High-Speed Chase Some idiot near Denver got into a high-speed chase the other day . . . while driving a tiny Smart car painted to

 A 76-year-old man in Minnesota named Michael Powers was arrested after he opened fire on a SQUIRREL who was on his bird feeder.  He told the cops he regularly did that and said he was “at war”

A Los Angeles Sheriff’s Deputy is in a bit of hot water after allegedly getting caught having sex while on the clock. . . because the mic on her radio was on.  Here is some audio from the

An Edgewater, Maryland woman was arrested Monday after police say she screamed obscenities and exposed herself to children trick-or-treating on Halloween night. Officers found 45-year-old Wendee Kaczorek exposing herself and screaming while handing out candy, police said.

A 34-year-old Florida woman named Chelsea White got arrested near Port St. Lucie on Saturday . . . for biting a guy after he asked for his SEX TOY back.  (Cops haven’t said what kind of toy

Last week, there was an ACTUAL hazmat situation at a thrift store in Boston called Boomerangs. A customer had donated a “lead pig” . . . probably thinking it was just an ugly antique.  But an employee